stfumras: Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist gundamnjack: A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday. The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs. Having beaten him into...
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2: Shoe Size
3: Do you Smoke?
4: Do you Drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have Tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any Piercings?
10: Want any Piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite Movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
tbhwut: 6 out of 5 doctors agree that you should make out with me
conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
drarna: can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
mycroft-queenofcake: invisibear: pechyenka: basically the shorter you are the angrier you are #you could almost say theyre… #SHORT TEMPERED
tokeflow: u turn my software into hardware
Sweetie…Honey…GIRL.– -African American Proverb generally used among females in an escalating confrontation; NOT to be confused with actual terms of endearment. (via blackproverbs)
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour (I am SO bored, please...
Okay anons, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?
phaniels: i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters and drawings and just anything and itd be rly cute and frick man
mianaya: grubbsgrady: therealhamster: 2004 was 17 years ago 2004 was only 9 years ago math
nishlo: once a deer broke into my school and it was just walking around the hallways for like an hour and nobody did anything about it
fulllmetal: im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.
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sendintheclownswithoutadash: wokeupinausedtoyota: ghdos: kingjaffejoffer: ghdos: tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!” That’s why I just save things in my drafts. That’s why I’m stingy with my likes and rarely…
premas: tickle my penis so i know it’s real
juilan: spaceprincessbeyonce: juilan: Do you know the muffin man? the muffin man? Did I stutter
Message me a body part!
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
roses-and-phantoms: i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore
yesimbeyonce: waiting-for-the-tardis: justin bieber threatened a photographer, had his monkey seized, illegally drew a tattoo saying “swaggy” alongside a mouse, and wrote “hopefully she would have been a belieber” in a guestbook dedicated to anne frank this is the most interesting downward spiral i’ve ever seen you forgot the time he wore overalls to meet the prime minister of Canada
maxterbate: my mom walked downstairs saying she was sweating and i asked if she popped a molly and she said to me with a really serious face “who’s molly?”
some-awkward-loser: aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear: dirtyalec: maahamburger: i just want boys to say cute things to me suck my dick Cute Things suck my dick in the rain
bec-the-dog-and-jade-the-human: goldentot: darmonee: kingofwesteros: people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single. People who literally cannot shut the fuck up. People
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
wartortles: if i had a nice body i would never wear clothes i’d be naked all the time