I love Baltimore
I bet you ten dollars I know this person
(Source: pleatedjeans, via sixwordstoliveby)
are we just going to ignore the fact that the king of sweden is fucking hilarious
i mean what
what the fuck
gustav no
stop it
gustav please
yOU MADE MY POST BETTER
(via derekhalesstubble)
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
(via ohhhmymichelle)
Put a percent in my ask box.
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
DO IT.
lol common niggas
I’m so bored.. Make me feel special! lol..
(Source: carsonmitchell, via teddytrumpet)
Nailed it.
I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING
(Source: to-be-myself, via jessicalovesdci)
Nailed it.
I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING
(Source: to-be-myself, via jessicalovesdci)
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas, via floatonbriana)
- me: why does no one like me
- person: i like you
- me: thanks
- me: why does no one like me
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there.
cr: thqys
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
how do you not like pancakes?
this is so awesome!
(via thetidetookdade)
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
(via wholock-sassbutt)
This hurt my heart so much.. I can’t even..
My heart just dropped
(Source: hopelesslyhealing, via sluttney)
